South Carolina is AWESOME

August 27th, 2007

They make North Carolinans look smart…..

Living with your parents…when you’re almost 30.

July 6th, 2007

 As the title states, I am currently living with my parents. Why you ask? Did I finally realize that I am way out of Shuttle’s league and left him? Did finding things out thru Shuttle’s blog finaly get to me?

 The answer is no. I am living with may parents because I am homeless. Did Shuttle lose our house because of his incessent gambling problem? No. 

 Is this funny? No.

Anywho…

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I’m a very busy man

July 6th, 2007

I apologize to my many, many fans for not blogging recently. I know for most of you that my blog is the highlight of your life, so my laziness is bordeline criminal. However, I am a very busy and important man (read lazy) and sometimes these things happen. I will try to blog more frequently for those of you who considered suicide during my leave, and will even have a guest blogger very soon (like in 5 minutes). Anywho, here is a brief synopsis of the more eventful things that have happened since we last  talked: Read the rest of this entry »

Rome Reborn

June 12th, 2007

This is pretty cool

Yankee fans suck.

June 6th, 2007

We all know that Yankee fans are responsible for a lot of things wrong in the world (high taxes, global warming, the crisis in Darfur) but this is just ridiculous. I think the time has come to make being a Yankee fan illegal. Who’s with me?!

I guess that’s why they call them cheetahs lololololol!!!!!!11111

May 30th, 2007

Whores

Does this medicine make me look fat?

May 23rd, 2007

I went to the doctor last Friday (on my birthday) to go over my latest cholesterol results. The numbers were a little high, so he put me on cholesterol medicine. On my 28th birthday. Goodtimes.

Google Maps

April 25th, 2007

Step 24 is hilarious.

Sox in 2007

April 3rd, 2007

Of all the games they’ve played so far this season, last night’s game was the worst.

Let’s go to Spain!

April 3rd, 2007

Who’s with me?